I don’t know if you feel the same way, but I always struggled to find great gifts for those dear to me. Whether it’s my mother, father, siblings, friends, or co-workers, it’s tough finding the right gifts for different occasions. With an online gift delivery like Around the Clock Gifts on your side, you will have an easy time finding the right gift. We have a fun and lovely range of gifts for you to explore including our fun survival kits, gifts for 9 year old boys and Birthday celebration gifts. This collection of humorous gifts is unique, and you can send it to anyone, no matter the occasion. Although we don’t consider our funny survival kits cheap gifts, most of them are very affordable with prices starting under $25.00. When you search for online gifts, there are so many that are boring and lack creativity. Our company specializes in creating one-of-a-kind finds is the only online gift shop that offers such a unique category. Survival kits are quite clever, and customers have a chance to customize their kits with special items and a personalized gift card. What sets us apart from our competition is our talented, crafty creators!
We have funny and practical survival kits for people of all ages, as well as those in different professions. These types of gifts also show that your thoughtfulness and are innovative and inexpensive. They can be humorous gifts, simple gift baskets, candy bouquets, faux flowers arrangements or custom-built. If you can’t find anything unique, we have prepared this special list of survival kits. We have all sorts of gift ideas made to inspire and impress your recipients. With this list of survival kits, your gift troubles are over since we have included gifts for everyone on your shopping list. Browse through our selection and email us if you have an idea or event you need a special gift for.
New Job Survival Kit
Getting a new job is exciting and challenging at the same time. If you know anyone who has just landed a new job, or received a promotion, you need a great gift to congratulate them. A great meaningful gift that is fun and impressive is a new job survival kit. This gift will help him or her counter the challenges that come with a job with a bit of humor. Here are some new job survival kit ideas to help you.
1. New Job Survival Kit | Congratulations on Your Promotion
With few openings available, it’s hard trying to land a good decent job. Finding a new job or starting a new career deserves some much-needed kudos. The greatest way to congratulate someone is to send them new job survival kits. This awesome display of items makes it easy for you to impress that special person who has just landed a new job. What makes this New Job Survival Kit great is it is fully loaded and ready to gift with no assembly required and includes a keepsake instruction card that shows the significance of each item.
- Shot 5-hour energy
- Headache relief
- Pop Rocks
- Tootsie rolls
- Folding fan
2. New Job | New Promotion | New Career | Funny Survival Kit Gift
Hurray for the champ who has just landed a new job!
Our premium New Job Survival Kit has all the items needed to get started with new duties. The items are meant to make the transition easy. If you know anyone who has recently found a new job, this New Job Survival Kit will make a perfect gift option. It may be venturing into a new career, a job promotion, or a new job experience. It comes with a reusable muslin bag and a laminated keepsake instruction card. This card is meant to give the recipient direction on how to use each item in the kit, just like the Basic New Job Survival Kit, our premium survival kit includes floating polarized sunglasses, a congrats label on the muslin bag, and other fun items. The double-knotted cord allows you easily close and opens the muslin bag. The bag’s dimensions are 9″ x 6″. All our gifts are handmade, therefore, the placement of the logo may differ slightly on the front.
- Fun Size M&M’s Rubberband
- Single-dose headache relief
- Two Leaves and a Bud Organic Tea
- Tootsie Rolls
- 1 Shot 5-Hour Extra Strength
- Laminated instruction card
- Extra gum
- Keepsake muslin bag
- Packet of tissues
- Pop Rocks
- Folding fan
- Piranha polarized sunglasses
3. You’re Kind of a Big Dill Pickle Gift Basket
Do you want to show that special friend that he or she is incredible? We’ve got just what you need. Known for the best handmade gifts, Aroundtheclockgifts offers this Big Dill Pickle gift basket. It’s an impressive gift basket meant for that fun-loving friend who has always had your back. This awesome basket is filled with enough treats to share with everyone around. The Big Dill Pickle gift basket consists of a cute custom printed card labeled “You’re a Big Dill!”. It is a beautiful and exciting gift for those who want to honor, congratulate, appreciate their friends for being there for them through thick and thin. You can also send it to a friend who is having a birthday or a farewell party. Pickle lovers will find this gift exciting and fun. Get it now for that wild friend of yours.
- Spitz Dill Pickle Sunflower seed
- Reusable Green Basket
- Flavor Mill Creamy Dill Pickle Potato Chips
- David’s Dill Pickle Sunflower seeds
- Bigs Vlasic Dill Pickle Sunflower Seeds
- Shrink Wrapped with a Bow
- Kettle Dill Pickle chips
- Van Holten’s Big Papa Pickle in a Pouch Dill Pickle
- Includes custom gift tag option
Funny Survival Kit
The beauty of having friends is that they always find a way of cheering you up no matter what you face in life. Can’t think of any particular way to surprise your friend? Why don’t you try sending a funny survival kit for a change? Think of the funniest items and stash them up together in a bag. If this feels like an uphill task for you, here is are some ideas to help you.
1. Retirement Gifts for Women | Funny Survival Kit
Want to make that special retiring woman feel proud of herself? Why don’t you try out our humorous gifts? This retirement survival kit will compliment her hard work throughout the years and future plans.
This fun survival kits contain a Poop emoji lollipop, a pro-Sleep Mask with earplugs, and many more items to make her feel like a queen. It’s a great gag gift that will excite all the people at the party. A laminated instruction card keepsake is also there to show her how to use the items. We also have the reusable muslin bag with all the things she’ll need in the next phase of life. For inspiring retirement survival kits for men, click the link below or head straight to our gifts for men section. Men are going to love these survival kits since we crafted them with love. They also make awesome friendship gifts.
- Flash Poop Emoji Lollipop
- Assorted Laffy Taffy Snack Siz
- Party Blower
- Sweet Beads Edible Craft
- Artificial Rose
- Sour flush Candy Game No. 2 Pencil
- Personalized Gift Card Option
- Pop Rocks
- Double AA Battery
- Life Savers Mints
- Kleenex Tissues
- Paper Straw Sleep Mask
- Ear Plugs
- Keepsake Muslin BagMen’s
2. Retirement Gifts Funny Survival Kit loaded with keepsakes
Is your husband, dad, or grandpa retiring soon? It is the perfect time to show him that you appreciate all the hard work he put throughout the years. Why don’t you try out our funny survival kit for retired men from AroundTheClockGifts? Help him get rid of all the boredom; now, he is not going to work anymore. This survival kit is packed with funny items to keep him busy. Perfect for a novelty man retiring, this funny survival kit comes with an instruction “manual” that explains what each item is for. The keepsake allows him to store all the good things that remind him of his youth. He has worked hard until now, and you can see the fruits of his labor. Therefore, the reward him with this gift to show gratitude for his resilience.
- Keepsake Muslin Bag
- Custom made retirement business cards
- E.fruitti Monkey party gummies
- Individually wrapped toothpick
- Big’s sunflower seeds
- Poop emoji poop-lets candy
- AA Battery
- Tootsie Rolls
- 100,000 Grand Candy Bar
- Playing Card
- Life Savers Mints
- Laminated instruction card that explains the use of each item
- Personalized gift card option
- Party Noise Maker
3. Pre-Game Hangover Survival Kit Funny Gift Idea with Personalized Options
We all have those dreaded moments of the morning after a drinking spree. The throbbing headaches, the itching eyes, and the stoned body. It is a hangover that needs a quick remedy. This useable hangover gift has an amusing card that shows the use of each item and unique candy toy text messenger. These survival kits also make great bachelorette and bachelor party gifts.
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Complete Kit includes:
- Breathsavers 3-hour spearmint
- Single-dose of Advil and Pepto-Bismol
- Purell travel-size hand sanitizer
- Dum Dum Sucker
- Shot of Morning Recovery hangover drink
- Kidsmania text messenger toy/candy game
- Trails Best twin beef jerky snack
- Personalized gift card option at checkout
- Keepsake muslin bag
- Laminated instruction card for each item
4. Hangover Kit Premade and Fully Loaded Funny Gag Gift
A fully loaded Hangover Kit that is premade to fit any purse or glove compartment.
When your hangover wants to pin you down from performing any duties, you need a quick relief that doesn’t involve running to the store. This is a perfect job for our hangover survival kits made just for this purpose. You don’t need to drive to the nearest store for items that will help you regain your strength.
For that pounding head that feels like a sled hummer, we have medicine that offers a quick remedy. The powerful electrolyte will help you wake up, and premium tea will relax your nerves. If you need something sweet, the 5 Flavor Life Savers will do the trick. For that minty fresh breath, we have the Wint-O-Green mints. Once you are up and ready for the day, apply some medicated lip balm. The vitamin and caffeine-packed energy shot will help you kick-start the day with energy.
- Laminated Instruction Card
- Keepsake muslin bag
- Blistex Lip Balm
- Dose of Alka-Seltzer
- Handful of Lifesaver Candies and Mints
- A Dose of Headache Relief
- 2 Two Leaves and a Bud Tea Bags
- 5 Hour Energy Shot
- Electrolyte Packet
- Muslin Bag
- A Laminated Tag
5. Dog House Survival Kit For Men. Funny Gift Box
Does the saying, “Every dog has his day” seem familiar? This Survival Kit will make your gift box quite interesting.
When it comes to relationships, most men tend to know pretty less about handing women. They all have the jerk-ass behavior that makes them clueless about what they should do. Men will love this kit because it has an easy to grasp instruction card, plush dog snacks & companion, toiletry kit, handy tools, and more. This gift will make the owner and the dog quite happy.
- Doghouse-themed gift box
- 15 CT Extra Slim pack of gum
- Lip balm/Chapstick
- Piranha Hydro Float Polarized sunglasses
- Jack Links beef jerky
- 2-pack earplugs
- Pennzoil 14 LED flashlight
- Spitz sunflower seeds
- Chocolate Peanut Clusters in a handcrafted doggy bag
- Survival instruction card
- Caramel Apple Pop suckers
- Stuffed dog toy
TSA Travel kit that contains:
- Disposable razor
- Pert shampoo/conditioner
- Gillette Foamy shave cream
- Degree antiperspirant
- Crest toothpaste
- 1-quart resealable bag
- Dep styling gel
- Reusable vinyl zippered pouch
Student survival kit
Studying can be frustrating sometimes, especially if it’s a new school. If you have moved to a new place and took your child to a new school, getting him or her a student survival kit is a good idea. It will help them adapt quickly to the new environment. We have a wide range of student survival kits, and these are some of them.
1. Student Survival Kit | Humorous Gag Gift | Back to School
Are you looking for a fun and humorous gift to surprise a high school or college student? Well, this crafty Student Survival Kit will do the trick.
What makes it perfect is that the student will receive an instruction card on how to use each item. They are written in clever sayings making them fun and interesting. Those who are witty will find this gift awesome. Each gift item in this student survival kit is vital and can motivate or entertain a student during tough times at school. It can also double as a care package gift.
- Gum to help you stick it out
- Crayon to keep your future colorful
- A Latex Balloon to remind you celebrating graduation day is not too far away
- Paperclip to help you hold things together
- Mega Smartie Lollipop to remind you that you’re a smarty
- 5 Hour Energy Extra Strength Shot for late-night cramming
- Coffee for your early morning classes
- Kleenex Tissue Packet for inevitable tears
- Laser Pop allows you to goof off a little bit
- Laffy Taffy to remind you to don’t forget to have fun and laugh sometimes
- Personalize with a Custom Gift Tag
- Muslin Bag with Laminated Red Cross Badge and Instruction Manual
- The Safety Pin is to keep you safe
2. Graduation Survival Kit, Funny Words of Wisdom with Keepsakes
These survival kits will help you show your pride towards the student’s achievements. Besides, it quite affordable and won’t leave a dent in your pocket! It is a nice way to inspire a grad with wise and witty words. If you are searching for great and fun survival gifts, then they don’t come any better than these. The grad will know what he or she is getting into once they receive this gift. Guidance on how to use each item in the Graduation Survival Kit is shown on a laminated card. The logo is printed on the muslin bag by heat pressing. This means that its location may vary. They can still reuse the muslin bag once they finish the goodies inside. If you want the logo to last, do not use a washing machine on the muslin bag. Instead, just hand wash it to keep it intact. This gesture will make the event memorable.
- Keepsake muslin bag
- Congrats wand
- Extra gum
- Dum Dums
- Laminated instruction card
- Starburst candies
- Organic tea sachet
3. Snack Attack Hangry Kit | College Care Package
It is a perfect survival kit for anyone up for a variety of name brand snacks. Our Hangry Kit caters to anyone, and that’s what makes it a great pick.
Don’t waste time hunting for your favorite brand when you can have them delivered right to your doorstep! You can order it to satisfy your own craving or have it sent to friends and family.
The contents in these survival kits are protected by the shrink-wrap while on transit to ensure that they are not damaged. At checkout, you will have a Customized Gift Card Option if you would like to include one. The gift is hand-crafted the moment we receive the order to retain its freshness.
- Zots in 6 flavors
- Jack Link’s Beef Sticks in 2 flavors
- Keepsake Snack Box
- Chewy Berry Lemonheads
- Pop Rocks 3 flavors
- Fun Dip
- Variety of E.fruitti Gummies
- Baby Bottle Pop
- Laffy Taffy Varied flavors
- Charms mini and Sweet n Sour Pops
- Corn nuts
- Bigs Ranch Sunflower seeds
Teacher survival kit
A teacher is a very important person in your child’s life. Teachers help our young ones shape up their future to become responsible members of society. Sending a teacher survival kit is a beautiful gesture to show how much you appreciate the good work he or she is doing. The following ideas will help you pick the best teacher survival kit that the teacher will appreciate.
1. New Teacher Survival Kit with Funny Instruction Card
It is a perfect opportunity to be the Teacher’s Pet!
Do you have that favorite teacher that makes you love going to school? Here is a chance to reward them using these lovely Teacher Survival Kits. The teacher will love its unique charm that is quite inspiring. Each item is designed to uplift the teacher’s spirit in his or her job.
It’s a perfect gift choice to boost your teacher’s morale once schools open. It shows that you apparel what the teacher is doing, plus you will kick-start the academic year with his or her blessings.
- Paper Clip
- Hand Sanitizer
- Instruction Extra Gum
- Muslin Bag
- Two Leaves and a Bud organic tea
- Pop Rocks
- Kleenex Tissues
- Laffy Taff
2. Teacher Survival Kit Gift Idea | Appreciation Week | PTA Silent Auction
Help your favorite teacher prepare for anything that semester by sending him this creative and unique Teacher Survival Kit back-to-school art pail. This fun teacher paint pail has a card with instructions on how to use the items in it. It’s an all-inclusive ready-to-go container, and your teacher will love it. All the items are meant to help you; the teacher maintains his cool throughout the year. These are cool survival kits that I am sure your teacher will appreciate.
Teacher Survival Kit Instructions:
- A highlighter to encourage our kids and highlight them to success
- Hand sanitizer to help you boost your immunity
- Starburst for a burst of sunshine and energy
- Crayons make your day colorful and bright
- Rubberband to remind you to stretch your limits
- Band-Aids to help you in tough times
- Smarties to make our young ones smart
- Pens and Pencil to “write” the future of our kids
- Tissues to wipe the tears when you are going through hard times
- Advil to relieve your pain
- Some coffee to energize you on Monday blues
- Paper clips to help you put together your ideas
- Marker to indicate the great marks you always leave behind
- Tea for relaxation after a long tiresome day
Marriage Survival Kit
Tying the knot is a big step in life. It means that you have opened another great chapter with your partner, and it calls for gifts of celebration for the newlyweds. One way of showing your support is by sending them a thoughtful marriage survival kit. We have a vast selection of marriage survival kits, and here are some of them.
1. Marriage Survival Kit
Surprise the married couple or attend the bridal shower with this lovely Newlywed Gag Gift.
Laughter is the best medicine in all kinds of situations. To bring fun and joy to the newlyweds, we have this funny marriage survival kit. These survival kits are so awesome you may be tempted to post them on social media. This gift is making a hilarious best man speech. He can read the instruction manual out loud to the newlyweds to make it a memorable event.
- Fireball candy to spice up things
- Rubber-band to show how flexible you are
- Gum for sticking things together when things get out of hand
- Lemonheads to turn things around when they become beater
- Lifesavers to keep you safe from drowning in on tough times
- Waterproof matches to light your path to success
- Lollipop to show you that your problems are not here to stay and you can leak them away
- Air Freshener to keep away the fart when the honeymoon is over
- Mints to remind you that you were meant to be together
- Headache relief to keep you focused on your future goals together
- Tissues to dry each other’s tears on tough times
- Energy drink to help you energize after a long day
- Clothespin to hold together when you get into each other’s nerves
- Teabag to make and serve tea when things get hot
- Chapstick to maintain your kissable lips
2. Custom Printed Bachelorette Party Favor Survival Kits Set of 6 Bags
A great DIY gift for the Maid of Honor and Bridesmaids.
These custom printed party flavored bags make lovely homemade bachelorette party survival kits. You can make it as naughty or as nice as you like. Anything goes. You can fill them with sweet treats, mint, bandages, penis straws, mouthwash, or any item that you think she is going to need for the last fling before the ring. This bachelorette party survival kit also is available pre-loaded with keepsakes.Buy Now
3. Bachelorette Party Survival Kit Fully Loaded with Keepsakes
Make the LAST FLING BEFORE THE RING fun with this Bachelorette Party Survival Kit!
The best thing about these survival kits is that you won’t need to assemble anything. We have everything set for you, including the remedies that cure the hangover after the long night. It serves as a nice gift for the soon to be bride or the maid of honor.
- Morning Recovery Hangover remedy
- Pack of tissues
- Eraser Travel size Advil Lip balm
- Hair ties
- Fingernail file
- Laminated instruction card for each item.
- Mint tin with party mints.
- Gag Bag Depository Just in Case
- 9” x 6” Muslin drawstring bag with decorative design.
Candy Survival kit
When the sweet tooth comes calling, you need to respond with yummy tasty treats to quench the craving. A candy survival kit is the perfect gift idea for anyone having a birthday or any occasion that requires a boost of energy. In this list of candy survival kits, we’ve hand-picked some of the best ways to craft and send sweet treats to your friends and family.
1. Gimme a Break Kit Kat Candy Survival kit
This is an excellent gift if you want to spoil your recipient with tasty treats on his or her birthday celebration. This chocolaty candy survival kit doesn’t just look good; it also tastes good. The kit features a classic combo of crunchy, tasty wafers covered in milky chocolate. These tasty treats are perfect in a lunch box, after dinner, or you can have it anytime you like. You will find plenty of treats to share with a mixture of King Size and Fun Size. Whether you prefer having them with coffee or tea, Kit Kats never disappoints.
- 4 Kingsize
- 1 Super-Sized “You Deserve A Break” Bar
- 35 Fun Size
2. Gimme a Break Kit Kat Candy Bar In Case of Emergency Break Glass
If you want to relieve your friends and loved ones from the strains of nine to five, surprise them with this awesome Gimme a Break King Sized Kit Kat Candy Bar.
What makes this a fun gift is the concept of breaking the glass for in case of emergency. (Although we don’t recommend they actually break the glass as you can take the back off the frame to get to the Kit Kat candy) It is a great gift for your co-workers since it is affordable and the perfect gift for your boss as they will love this candy survival kit and will be reminded of your hard work. It is also a great gift idea for employers to appreciate their workers.
Its frame has a D-ring on the backside to set it on a frame holder or hang it on your office wall.
Great Gift Idea for:
- Secret Santa
- Boss’s Day
- Hard to buy for people
- White Elephant gifts
- National Employee Appreciation Day
3. Thinking of You Novelty Chocolate Gift Set in a Decorative Shadow Box
In uncertain times, this is the perfect gift to lift someone’s spirits and let them know you are thinking about them by offering them some witty advice with encouraging words.
Because….Chocolate Doesn’t Judge, Chocolate Understands!
Shipped already assembled and packed with a Giant Hershey Milk Chocolate bar. Tell him or her how sweet she is with this one of a kit with this one-of-a-kind edible gift. It has an easy to access frame, and you won’t need to break the glass this time around. Complete with a custom printed digital insert, making it a great keepsake box or you can always go for a custom toffee candy bouquet if you really want to get serious.
The digital insert is custom printed with an image of the candy bar, so even after the Hershey’s chocolate bar is gone, your recipient can still enjoy this unique and memorable keepsake box. You also will receive a personalized gift card option if sending as a gift. Shadowbox can be hung on the wall at your home or office, placed in a picture frame stand, or free-standing.
About the Shadow Box:
- Inner measurements: 9″ W x 9″ H
- Easy backloading
- Overall measurements: 10″ W x 10″ H X 1.75″ D
- Glass cover
- MDF border
- Fabric-covered cushioned backboard
- 1 Sawtooth hanger on back
All these wonderful Survival kits and unique gift ideas can be found at Around The Clock Gifts online store. Enjoy simple, creative and extravagant gift ideas you can use to send inspirations and celebrations or contact us to create your own custom gifts. Funny Survival Kits allow you to find a new angle in making your gift stand out and are a wonderful surprise for the hard to buy for person who has everything. Before settling on boring or the unusual stand-by gift card, browse through our online shop. We have a wide range of affordable gifts and fun survival kits to choose from. It means you won’t miss any kit that tickles your fancy. Around The Clock, Gifts is a reputable online gift store with a massive collection of gifts for all occasions. Each gift is hand-crafted and we package with special attention to detail to ensure you the very best in personalized gifts.
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