Kick Menopause with this amusing survival kit pre-loaded with hilarious items in a keepsake muslin bag.
This Survival Kit is a great gift for women because sooner or later, every woman is going to need one!
With an assortment of metaphoric reminders, tasty treats to snack on, and Emoji fan, They'll get a kick out of using it.
Funny survival kit to Kick Menopause in the tush!
Get them through this time in their life with the humor and hope tied up in this goody bag!
They'll get a kick out of the hand-cranked fan pop - especially when they find themselves actually using it.
Give it as a gift or get it for yourself! Just customize the gift tag and we'll ship it right to your door!
The instruction card explains the symbolic use of each item such as:
- Pepto Bismol for when you have an upset tummy
- Headache relief to ward off migraines
- Blistex to keep those lips happy
- Tissues for the tears
- Tweezers for the hair woes
- Fan for some blessed relief
- EXTRA polar ice gum to ward off the heat waves
- Fig bar for some guilt-free snacking
- Assorted Chocolates because chocolate doesn't ask questions, chocolate understands
- Tea as a good cup of tea is like drinking a hug
- Laffy Taffy to remind you that life is always better with a sense of humor
- Paperclip to help you keep it together.
- Lollipop to emphasize you can always lick life's problems
- Reusable muslin bag with a laminated red cross symbol and metaphoric instructions
Includes:
- Dose Pepto Bismol
- Dose Headache Relief
- Lip Balm
- Tissues
- Tweezers
- Fan
- Pack of Gum
- 2oz. Nature's Bakery Fig Bar
- Chocolates
- Sachet of Tea
- Laffy Taffy
- Lollipop
- Paperclip
- Muslin Bag
- Instruction Card
No assembly required.