Funny Wedding Gift for The Mr. and Mrs. | Marriage/Honeymoon Survival Kit | Bridal Shower | Newlywed Gag Gift
The newlyweds will be sure to get a laugh with this funny marriage survival kit and don’t be surprised if your hilarious present finds it way to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Snapchat!
Great Idea for the Best Man Speech. Give a survival kit to both the bride and groom, have them open it and then read the instruction card as your speech.
- Fireball candy to keep things spicy
- Lollipop to remind you that you can always lick your problems
- Rubber-band to keep things flexible
- Gum to help you stick together
- Lifesavers to keep you from drowning in everyday situations
- Lemonheads for when life gives you lemons you can make lemonade
- Mints because you were “Mint” to be together
- Chapstick to keep your lips kissable
- Headache relief for no more excuses
- Air Freshener for when the honeymoon is over and the fart fest begins
- Energy drink for the days when you don’t have any
- Teabag for when you get into hot water, make tea and share it
- Tissues to remind you to dry each others tears
- Waterproof matches, may your light never be quenched
- Clothespin to help you hold it all together
This marriage survival kit will start the new couple off on the right foot with some basic necessities and clever words of advice or send it as an anniversary gift. It’s sure to get a chuckle or two.