Marriage Survival Kit | Great Idea for Best Man Speech

$22.14

This marriage survival kit will start the new couple off on the right foot with some basic necessities and clever words of advice, great idea for a best man speech or memorable anniversary gift.  It’s sure to get a chuckle or two.

Guidance from the instruction card includes:
  • Fireball candy to keep things spicy
  • A lollipop to remind you that you can always lick your problems
  • Rubber-band to keep things flexible
  • Gum to help you stick together
  • Lifesavers to keep you from drowning in everyday situations
  • Lemonheads for when life gives you lemons you can make lemonade
  • Mints because you were “Mint” to be together
  • Chapstick to keep your lips kissable
  • Headache relief for no more excuses
  • Air Freshener for when the honeymoon is over and the fart fest begins
  • An energy drink for the days when you don’t have any
  • Teabag for when you get into hot water, make tea and share it
  • Tissues to remind you to dry each other’s tears
  • Waterproof matches, may your light never be quenched
  • A clothespin to help you hold it all together

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