Marriage Survival Kits for Sale
Perfect for Bridal Showers or Newlywed Gag Gift
The newlyweds will be sure to get a laugh with this funny marriage survival kit and don’t be surprised if your hilarious present finds its way to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat!
Great Idea for the Best Man Speech.
The Best Man Can Give the Marriage Survival Kits to the Bride and Groom and have them open it and then he reads the instruction card as his speech.
- Fireball candy to keep things spicy
- Lollipop to remind you that you can always lick your problems
- Rubber-band to keep things flexible
- Gum to help you stick together
- Lifesavers to keep you from drowning in everyday situations
- Lemonheads for when life gives you lemons you can make lemonade
- Mints because you were “Mint” to be together
- Chapstick to keep your lips kissable
- Headache relief for no more excuses
- Air Freshener for when the honeymoon is over and the fart fest begins
- Energy drink for the days when you don’t have any
- Teabag for when you get into hot water, make tea and share it
- Tissues to remind you to dry each other’s tears
- Waterproof matches, may your light never be quenched
- Clothespin to help you hold it all together