Funny Survival Kit Retirement Gift for Women with Keepsakes

Funny Survival Kit Retirement Gift for Women with Keepsakes
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Funny Survival Kit Retirement Gift for Women with Keepsakes


Great Novelty Retirement Gift for the Ladies. 

Laminated instruction card explains the significance of each item

Wish her a Happy Retire”Mint” with this hilarious survival kit

Stand out from the crowd and keep the retired gal laughing for the rest of their life with this Hilarious Retirement Survival Kit


    • Party Blower
    • Hershey Gold Miniatures
    • Flash Poop Emoji Lollipop
    • Sour flush Candy Game
    • Sweet Beads Edible Craft
    • Artificial Rose
    • Paper Straw
    • Double AA Battery
    • No. 2 Pencil
    • Assorted Laffy Taffy Snack Size
    • Pop Rocks
    • Skittles
    • Smarties
    • Kleenex Tissues
    • Sleep Mask
    • Ear Plugs
    • Life Savors Mints
    • Keepsake Muslin Bag
    • Personalized Gift Card Option

This comical retirement gift for women shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.

From the professional Sleep Mask with ear plugs to the Poop emoji lollipop, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter.

After the party, she will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card  or refilling her keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates she may need in her new journey.

Need a retirement gift idea for the men? Make sure you browse through our gift ideas for men section or click on the links below.

We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gift as much as we did making it.

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