Great Novelty Gift for that hard to buy for Man who is retiring.

This comical retirement gift for men shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.

From the professional "Retired, Unemployed and Proud Of It" business cards to the Poop emoji poop-lets candy game, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter.

After the party, He will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card  or refilling his keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates he may need in his new journey.

Stand out from the crowd and keep your retired pal laughing for the rest of their life with this Hilarious Retirement Survival Kit

What's Included

• Party Noise Maker

• 100 Grand Candy Bar

• Custom made retirement business cards

• Sharpie

• Poop emoji 

• Individually wrapped toothpick
  

• Playing Cards

• Battery

• Tootsie Rolls

• Smarties

• Life Savers Mints

• Keepsake Muslin Bag

• Laminated instruction card explaining the significance of each item

• Sleep Mask and Ear Plugs

Need a retirement gift idea for the ladies? Make sure you browse through our retirement gifts for women. 

We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gifts as much as we did making it.

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