Retirement Gifts for Women | Funny Survival Kit | Words of Wisdom

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Retirement Gifts for Women | Funny Survival Kit | Words of Wisdom

$34.99

Surprise a retiring friend or colleague with this humorous retirement survival kit that celebrates their accomplishments and future plans. 

From the professional Sleep Mask with earplugs to the Poop emoji lollipop, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter.


After the party, she will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card or refilling her keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates she may need in her new journey.


She will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card or refilling her keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates she may need in her new journey.

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We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gift as much as we did making it.


What's Included:

    • Party Blower

    • Flash Poop Emoji Lollipop

    • Sour flush Candy Game

    • Novelty Candy Toy

    • Artificial Rose

    • Paper Straw

    • Double AA Battery

    • No. 2 Pencil

    • Assorted Laffy Taffy Snack Size

    • Pop Rocks

    • Skittles

    • Smarties

    • Kleenex Tissues

    • Sleep Mask

    • Ear Plugs

    • Life Savers Mints

    • Keepsake Muslin Bag

    • Personalized Gift Card Option

This comical retirement gift for women shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.
Laminated instruction card explains the significance of each item
Wish her a Happy Retire”Mint” with this hilarious survival kit




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